Dawn till Dusk - Adventures of Ting Tong & Monkey butt
They say race prep is everything and usually i'm very good at getting the bike ready and having a few early nights before an event NOT!!!!!This was no exception - The intention was there mind.
This year TRAX (the charity i run) had entered a girls team into the youth event on the Saturday. The girls joined the project at the start of the summer - Most of them had never ridden before and myself and Giles set ourselves and them the challenge of getting them ready for the Dawn to Dusk 2 hour youth endurance race. We actually only had them for 5 days over the summer so we had our work cut out. We had arranged to pick them up at 5am the Saturday morning.
There was a million reasons why i couldn't go to my old uni friends wedding in London the night before and i had justified not going to myself weeks before, however after being made to feel slightly guilty about it Thursday evening i woke up on Friday thinking Bollox i'm gonna have to go. It turned out to be really good and the reception was at Jamie Oliver's restaurant. However my gonna have to leave at 8 o'clock, turned into 9 o'clock turned into 11 - shit got back to Oxford about 1.30am had to get up at 4.30am.
Anyway got the girls to the event just in time. Seeing as though they'd only been round motorcross tracks we knew that they were gonna face some real challenges. The first was getting up the steep hills off the start. We'd entered 5 into the event and 3 managed to get up the hills, we pulled the other two up and set them on there way. There challenge from us was to get round one lap. Giles and myself stood on the hill waiting for them to come round - Where were they it had been an hour - Shit maybe they really weren't ready for it. Then one by one they popped out of the wood, looking completely exhausted. Thank God for that!!! They all managed one lap, Helen managed 2 and won the girls comp. Credit must go to Chrissie who was riding our Chinese copy TTR which they named Ting Tong. Her gear lever fell off in the first 5 mins and she did the whole lap with only 2nd gear. The clutch burnt out before the last hill so the whole group pulled her up it and pushed her across the finish line. I was well proud of them. Helen also won an award for stopping to help a young lad who'd gone over the side of a steep bank. Well done girls!!
So to the adult race. Gayoff, Gordee and myself had entered the Iron Man (12hr) comp. Gordee turned up well jetlagged after flying back from CHina the night before. So we went to the bar the night before. Right one beer then bed at 9pm. 3 beers later at 11pm we hit the hay. So there we were 7am Le MOn start and off we went. The track was a mixture of bogs, slippy grassy ruts, steep hills, off camber slippy rocks, rocky streams and motoxcross track - 18 miles per lap. To tell you the truth it was hard but i loved it and it did get easier once ridden a couple of laps. Gayoff got stuck in the bog up to his handle bars and it stunk, so not only did he have the worst munkeybutt we'd ever seen but he also stank of pig poo. NICE!!! Gordee and myself decided to do a lap together, this was about 5pm. After him laughing at me getting suck in a stoopid hole he went and did the same thing. haha!! I got to 8 laps and was really knackered but decided to really push myself and ended up doing 10 coming 15th. WOw, i was well shocked. Due to Geoff's bog experience and munkey butt and a million other excuses (prop because he was beatbe by a girl) he did 9 laps coming 23rd. Gordon stopped to help a woman give birth on the way round and had jetlag.
What a fab weekend. Sitting at work with a cold now but at least i can sit down - I told Geoff he should remember to wipe his butt after going to the toilet.
Have a great time in France everyone whose going and i think we need a Romanics report from Liz
